Season 5
Episodes • 1983

1. I Only Have Ice for You
60 minA professional skater refuses treatment for a heart condition that could be fatal. Stanley and E.J. find out that they are going to be parents.
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2. ... And for Loyal and Devoted Service
60 minThe new acting board chairman tries to pressure Arnold Slocum into retirement only four months short of his pension.
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4. May Divorce Be With You
60 minTrapper's ex-wife starts a self-help group for the wives of doctors, and ends up with one of them on her doorstep. Stanley and E.J. may lose their baby.
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5. What a Difference a Day Makes
60 minTrapper gets called into the hospital on his birthday to deal with a possible epidemic. Stanley is finally able to track down the source of the problem, but that does not do much for John's mood, as everyone seems to have forgotten him.
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6. The Final Cut
60 minGonzo is not happy when Trapper passes on to him the job of proctoring three Cardio-Thoracic surgery residents, and things get worse when he learns that he is required to cut one of the residents out of the programme because of budget cuts.
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7. Old Man Liver
60 minA 119-year-old man, seemingly in good health, says that he has come to the hospital to die. He changes his mind after media attention makes him feel important again, but Trapper discovers an aortic aneurysm that may kill him after all.
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8. The Agony of D'Feet
60 minAs SFM fills with the casualties of the Bay City Marathon, E.J. Riverside goes into labour three weeks early. Stanley can't be found, because he has secretly decided to compete in the run.
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9. Mother Load (a.k.a.) If it Ain't Broke
60 minAndrea finds out who her real mother is, and wants to meet her. Trapper's concern over the emotional state of a Greek patient brings out the good samaritan in Gonzo, who decides to contact the man's daughter in Greece.
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10. Fat Chance
60 minAgainst his better judgement, Trapper agrees to staple the stomach of an obese woman. Gonzo goes to unusual lengths to save Andrea's dog.
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11. Supernurse
60 minEveryone is happy for Gloria when she earns her accreditation in Advanced Cardiac Life Support Care, except one doctor. He does not believe nurses should be doing this kind of work, and tries to have Gloria fired.
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12. Special Delivery
60 minA nurse/midwife who spreads herself too thin threatens her career and two lives, and may bring Gloria down with her. Gonzo sets up a homey ""birthing centre"" at the hospital.
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13. Play Your Hunch
60 minTrapper's old friend, a former workaholic, turns up after years. Trapper is confused when he finds that the man has quit his job and seems intent on nothing but having fun. An E.S.P. clinic set up in the hospital seems to be bringing out unwanted talents in Ernie.
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14. A Little Knife Music
60 minWhen an eight-month-old baby is brought to the hospital with respiratory problems, x-rays show that the child is a dwarf.
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15. Where There's a Will
60 minA cancer patient who dies at the hospital leaves all his worldly wealth to Gonzo, who discovers that most of it was obtained illegally. Jackpot, Ernie and Gloria conspire to trick Stanley into taking his annual physical.
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16. Send in the Clowns
60 minAn elderly woman comes to visit with her husband, who died a year previously. A pediatrician has difficulty dealing with a young boy who has cancer.
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17. This Gland is Your Gland
60 minGonzo is convinced that the paranoia of one of his patients has a physical cause. Slocum attempts to cut back on nursing costs by employing a robot nurse, who proves to be quite successful.
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18. The Fred Connection
60 minA patient at SFM who fancies himself a detective is determined to solve the mystery of missing medication, to the despair of the police working on the case.
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19. The Jackpot Pays Off
60 minFor two years Jackpot has allowed an elderly friend to believe that $10 a month is paying for full medical insurance, but he runs into trouble when she becomes seriously ill and requires treatment he cannot afford.
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20. I Do, I Don't
60 minTrapper questions Ernie's motives when she accepts a proposal from a long-time suitor only after she finds out that he is dying.
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21. It's About Time
60 minWhen his office ends up as a temporary storage dump for medical equipment from the WWI era, Trapper imagines how routine cases would have been treated at that time, and decides that SFM isn't quite a dinosaur after all.
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22. Aunt Mildred is Watching You
60 minAn expert brought in by the board to increase hospital productivity only makes life more difficult as the staff deals with a doctor who performs unnecessary surgeries and a shy man with an awkward problem.
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