Season 3
Episodes • 2007

1. Wait For It
21 minRobin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
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2. We're Not from Here
21 minTed and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
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3. Third Wheel
23 minTed's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
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5. How I Met Everyone Else
23 minAmid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
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6. I'm Not That Guy
23 minMarshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
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7. Dowisetrepla
21 minMarshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
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8. Spoiler Alert
21 minMarshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
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9. Slapsgiving
23 minLily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
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10. The Yips
23 minWhen Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
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11. The Platinum Rule
21 minTed's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
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12. No Tomorrow
21 minTed lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
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13. Ten Sessions
23 minTed pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
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14. The Bracket
21 minBarney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
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15. The Chain of Screaming
23 minAfter Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
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16. Sandcastles in the Sand
23 minRobin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
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17. The Goat
23 minBarney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
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19. Everything Must Go
21 minWhen Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
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20. Miracles
23 minTed is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.
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