Season 1
Episodes • 1982

1. Pilot
30 minFreshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
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2. A Cafeteria Line
30 minThe romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
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3. Pac Man Fever
30 minMarshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
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4. Square Pigskins
30 minLauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
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5. Halloween XII
30 minAn all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
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6. A Simple Attachment
30 minMarshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
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7. Weemaweegate
30 minVinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
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8. Open 24 Hours
30 minMarshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
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9. Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
30 minWhen she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
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10. Hardly Working
30 minLike, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
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11. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
30 minPatty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
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12. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
30 minPatty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
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13. It's All How You See Things
30 minTrying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
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14. Merry Pranksters
30 minTo gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
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15. It's Academical
30 minPatty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
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16. The Stepanowicz Papers
30 minLauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
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17. To Serve Weemawee All My Days
30 minMr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
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18. No Substitutions
30 minA substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
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19. No Joy in Weemawee
30 minJohnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
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20. The Arrangement
30 minLauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.
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