Season 12

Episodes • 2014

Seth MacFarlane
Wendy Schaal
Rachael MacFarlane
Scott Grimes
Dee Bradley Baker
Blonde Ambition

1. Blonde Ambition

22 min

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

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CIAPOW

2. CIAPOW

22 min

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.

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Scents and Sensei-bility

3. Scents and Sensei-bility

22 min

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

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Big Stan on Campus

4. Big Stan on Campus

22 min

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

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Now and Gwen

5. Now and Gwen

22 min

When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

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Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

6. Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

22 min

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

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LGBSteve

7. LGBSteve

22 min

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

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Morning Mimosa

8. Morning Mimosa

22 min

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

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My Affair Lady

9. My Affair Lady

22 min

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

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A Star is Reborn

10. A Star is Reborn

22 min

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

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Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

11. Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

22 min

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

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The Shrink

12. The Shrink

22 min

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

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Holy S***, Jeff's Back!

13. Holy S***, Jeff's Back!

22 min

Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

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American Fung

14. American Fung

22 min

"American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

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Seizures Suit Stanny

15. Seizures Suit Stanny

22 min

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

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