Season 7
Episodes • 2002

1. Get Your Freak Off
22 minBobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
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2. The Fat and the Furious
22 minA competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
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3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
22 minConnie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
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4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
22 minHank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
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5. Dances with Dogs
22 minA dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
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6. The Son Also Roses
22 minBobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
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7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
22 minHank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
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8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
22 minSeeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
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9. Pigmalion
22 minA local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
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10. Megalo Dale
22 minDale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
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11. Boxing Luanne
22 minLuanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
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12. Vision Quest
22 minWorried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
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13. Queasy Rider
22 minHank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
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14. Board Games
22 minPeggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
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15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
22 minTo toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
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16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
22 minDespite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
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17. The Good Buck
22 minKicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
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18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
22 minPeggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
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19. Be True to Your Fool
22 minAfter inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
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20. Racist Dawg
22 minA handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
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21. Night and Deity
22 minA pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
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22. Maid in Arlen
22 minTo escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
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23. The Witches of East Arlen
22 minReading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
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