Season 3
Episodes • 1963

1. That's My Boy???
25 minRob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.
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2. The Masterpiece
25 minRob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.
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3. Laura's Little Lie
26 minAre Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.
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4. Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
25 minRob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.
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5. All About Eavesdropping
24 minRob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.
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6. Too Many Stars
26 minRob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.
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7. Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
25 minWhile working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!
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9. Big Max Calvada
26 minA gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.
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10. The Ballad of the Betty Lou
25 minThe Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com
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11. Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
25 minRob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.
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12. The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
25 minRob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.
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14. The Third One from the Left
25 minRob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.
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15. My Husband is the Best One
25 minRob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.
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16. The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
25 minLaura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!
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17. The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
25 minRob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.
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18. A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
24 minRob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.
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19. Happy Birthday and Too Many More
25 minLaura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!
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20. The Brave and the Backache
25 minLaura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.
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21. The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
25 minSally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.
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22. My Part-Time Wife
25 minLaura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.
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23. Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
25 minRob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.
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24. How to Spank a Star
25 minRob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.
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25. The Plots Thicken
25 minThe Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.
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26. Scratch My Car and Die
25 minRob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.
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27. The Return of Edwin Carp
25 minAlan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.
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28. October Eve
25 minLaura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.
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29. Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
25 minRob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.
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30. My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
25 minRob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.
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31. I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
24 minRob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.
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