Season 3

Episodes • 1963

Dick Van Dyke
Mary Tyler Moore
Rose Marie
Morey Amsterdam
Larry Mathews
That's My Boy???

1. That's My Boy???

25 min

Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

Watch Episode
The Masterpiece

2. The Masterpiece

25 min

Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

Watch Episode
Laura's Little Lie

3. Laura's Little Lie

26 min

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

Watch Episode
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

4. Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

25 min

Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

Watch Episode
All About Eavesdropping

5. All About Eavesdropping

24 min

Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

Watch Episode
Too Many Stars

6. Too Many Stars

26 min

Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

Watch Episode
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

7. Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

25 min

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

Watch Episode
Uncle George

8. Uncle George

25 min

Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

Watch Episode
Big Max Calvada

9. Big Max Calvada

26 min

A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

Watch Episode
The Ballad of the Betty Lou

10. The Ballad of the Betty Lou

25 min

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com

Watch Episode
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

11. Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

25 min

Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

Watch Episode
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

12. The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

25 min

Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

Watch Episode
The Alan Brady Show Presents

13. The Alan Brady Show Presents

25 min

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

Watch Episode
The Third One from the Left

14. The Third One from the Left

25 min

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

Watch Episode
My Husband is the Best One

15. My Husband is the Best One

25 min

Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

Watch Episode
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

16. The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

25 min

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

Watch Episode
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

17. The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

25 min

Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

Watch Episode
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

18. A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

24 min

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

Watch Episode
Happy Birthday and Too Many More

19. Happy Birthday and Too Many More

25 min

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

Watch Episode
The Brave and the Backache

20. The Brave and the Backache

25 min

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

Watch Episode
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

21. The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

25 min

Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

Watch Episode
My Part-Time Wife

22. My Part-Time Wife

25 min

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

Watch Episode
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

23. Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

25 min

Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

Watch Episode
How to Spank a Star

24. How to Spank a Star

25 min

Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

Watch Episode
The Plots Thicken

25. The Plots Thicken

25 min

The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

Watch Episode
Scratch My Car and Die

26. Scratch My Car and Die

25 min

Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

Watch Episode
The Return of Edwin Carp

27. The Return of Edwin Carp

25 min

Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

Watch Episode
October Eve

28. October Eve

25 min

Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

Watch Episode
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

29. Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

25 min

Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

Watch Episode
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

30. My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

25 min

Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

Watch Episode
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

31. I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

24 min

Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

Watch Episode
Teacher's Petrie

32. Teacher's Petrie

25 min

The teacher falls in love with Laura.

Watch Episode