Season 9

Episodes • 1997

Reginald VelJohnson
Darius McCrary
Kellie Shanygne Williams
Jaleel White
Out With the Old

1. Out With the Old

30 min

Urkel gets a makeover for Laura's bachelor auction. Meanwhile, Carl's thinking could use a makeover when Harriette's salary spurs his competitive instincts.

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They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?

2. They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?

30 min

Carl accepts a hunting date with his boss and reneges on a promise to spend time with Urkel.

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Dumb Belle of the Ball

3. Dumb Belle of the Ball

30 min

Nothing will stop Myrtle from attending the Biloxi Debutante Ball--even getting hit by a car trying to save the life of Eddie.

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Drinking and Jiving

4. Drinking and Jiving

30 min

Goody-two-shoes Laura has her first beer--and her second and third--at a fraternity party, where she's later rescued by a gallant Urkel. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette keep their anniversary plans a secret from each other, but not from Eddie, who finds himself in the middle of their fight.

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Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?

5. Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?

30 min

Eddie and Laura's payback games hurt others; Carl's suggestion averts a major gang riot, but credit goes to the commissioner's son.

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A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read

6. A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read

30 min

Urkel's new Total Recall Machine malfunctions, leaving him with an uncanny ability to read minds; and Carl gets roped into serving as leader of the boys' Junior Woodsmen troop.

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Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone

7. Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone

30 min

Stevil, the mischievous ventriloquist dummy, is back to haunt Urkel, but now he's brought along a nightmarish sidekick, Carlsbad. Together Stevil and Carlsbad attempt to take over the souls of Urkel and Carl - wreaking havoc on the whole Winslow household.

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Trading Places

8. Trading Places

30 min

Stefan, disguised as Urkel, pays Laura a visit to determine if Urkel's the new man in her life. Meanwhile, Eddie accompanies Carl on his beat, equipped with a video camera.

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A Pain in Harassment

9. A Pain in Harassment

30 min

Harriette's new boss blindsides his employees with verbal abuse. Meanwhile, Urkel tries to win a million dollars with a basketball half-court shot in L.A.

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Original Gangsta Dawg

10. Original Gangsta Dawg

30 min

Urkel's hip-hop cousin, O.G.D., makes a bad first impression on the Winslows.

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Deck the Malls

11. Deck the Malls

22 min

Christmastime finds Richie awaiting a visit from his mom, and Urkel working as a sluggish gift wrapper at the mall.

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Grill of My Dreams

12. Grill of My Dreams

30 min

Urkel apprentices as a teppanyaki chef at a Japanese restaurant and makes his cooking debut in front of Laura. Meanwhile, Carl bird-sits for the commissioner.

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Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

13. Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

30 min

Eddie wants to drop out of school to become a cop; and Urkel wants to drop Myra.

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Crazy for You

14. Crazy for You

30 min

Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate "Stevie-Glasses-cam". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with "her Stevie," Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police training.

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Crazier for You

15. Crazier for You

30 min

Urkel discovers that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she's really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette learns her wedding ring was originally intended for another.

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Whose Man Is It Anyway?

16. Whose Man Is It Anyway?

30 min

Cousin Myrtle dukes it out in the boxing ring with Greta to win Eddie for her own. Meanwhile, 3J longs to find his birth mother.

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Polkapalooza

17. Polkapalooza

30 min

Laura reluctantly accompanies Urkel to a polka bash and actually has fun in his wacky world. Meanwhile, Eddie moves into an apartment and regrets giving Carl a standing invitation.

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Throw Urkel From the Train

18. Throw Urkel From the Train

30 min

Laura gets bad vibes from Maxine's slick new boyfriend; Carl gets into a funk reflecting on a road not taken.

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Don't Make Me Over

19. Don't Make Me Over

30 min

Myrtle gets a makeover, drops her inhibitions, raises her hemlines and goes after Eddie with a vengeance.

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Pop Goes the Question

20. Pop Goes the Question

30 min

Urkel asks Carl for Laura's hand in marriage, but Stefan has already given Laura a ring.

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Lost in Space (1)

21. Lost in Space (1)

30 min

The first of a two-part series finale sends Urkel into space, which means he'll have to postpone his marriage to Laura.

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Lost in Space (2)

22. Lost in Space (2)

30 min

In the conclusion of the series finale, astro-nerd Urkel's life hangs in the balance when he takes a dangerous walk in space to patch the damaged spacecraft.

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