Season 9
Episodes • 2011

1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
21 minAlan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
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3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
20 minAlan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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4. Nine Magic Fingers
21 minWalden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
20 minAlan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
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6. The Squat and Hover
21 minWalden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
19 minJake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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8. Thank You for the Intercourse
21 minWhen Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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9. Frodo's Headshots
21 minUpon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
21 minWalden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
20 minWalden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
21 minWalden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
20 minWalden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
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14. A Possum on Chemo
20 minZoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
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15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
21 minWalden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
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16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
20 minStrained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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17. Not in My Mouth!
19 minWalden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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18. The War Against Gingivitis
21 minWalden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
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19. Palmdale, Ech
21 minAlan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
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20. Grandma's Pie
21 minWalden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
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21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
21 minWalden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
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22. Why We Gave Up Women
21 minCharlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
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23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
21 minAlan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
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