Season 1

Episodes • 1988

Roseanne Barr
John Goodman
Alicia Goranson
Sara Gilbert
Michael Fishman
Laurie Metcalf
Life and Stuff

1. Life and Stuff

23 min

Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.

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We're in the Money

2. We're in the Money

23 min

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.

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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

3. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

23 min

Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.

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Language Lessons

4. Language Lessons

23 min

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.

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Radio Days

5. Radio Days

23 min

A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.

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Lovers' Lane

6. Lovers' Lane

23 min

Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.

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The Memory Game

7. The Memory Game

23 min

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.

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Here's to Good Friends

8. Here's to Good Friends

23 min

Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.

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Dan's Birthday Bash

9. Dan's Birthday Bash

23 min

Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

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Saturday

10. Saturday

23 min

Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.

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Canoga Time

11. Canoga Time

23 min

Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.

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The Monday Through Friday Show

12. The Monday Through Friday Show

23 min

Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.

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Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

13. Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

23 min

Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.

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Father's Day

14. Father's Day

23 min

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.

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Nightmare on Oak Street

15. Nightmare on Oak Street

23 min

Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.

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Mall Story

16. Mall Story

23 min

Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.

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Becky's Choice

17. Becky's Choice

23 min

Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.

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The Slice of Life

18. The Slice of Life

23 min

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.

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Workin' Overtime

19. Workin' Overtime

23 min

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

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Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

20. Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

23 min

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.

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Death and Stuff

21. Death and Stuff

23 min

During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.

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Dear Mom and Dad

22. Dear Mom and Dad

23 min

An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.

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Let's Call It Quits

23. Let's Call It Quits

23 min

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

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