Season 3
Episodes • 1990

1. The Test
23 minBecky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
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2. Friends and Relatives
23 minLending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
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3. Like, a Virgin
23 minRoseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
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4. Like, a New Job
23 minDespite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
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5. Goodbye, Mr. Right
23 minAfter Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
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7. Trick or Treat
23 minRoseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
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8. PMS, I Love You
23 minRoseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
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9. Bird is the Word
23 minBecky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
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10. Dream Lover
23 minDan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
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11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
23 minSince the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
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12. Confessions
23 minAn angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
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13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
23 minDan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
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14. The Wedding
23 minAgainst Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
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15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
23 minBecky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
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16. Home-Ec
23 minDarlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
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17. Valentine's Day
23 minRoseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
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18. Communicable Theater
23 minRoseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
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19. Vegas Interruptus
23 minRoseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
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20. Her Boyfriend's Back
23 minFrustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
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21. Troubles with the Rubbles
23 minThe new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
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22. Second Time Around
23 minRoseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
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23. Dances with Darlene
23 minRoseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
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24. Scenes from a Barbecue
23 minThe Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
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25. The Pied Piper of Lanford
23 minDan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
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