Season 8

Episodes • 1957

George Burns
Gracie Allen
Harry von Zell
Bea Benaderet
Larry Keating
The General

1. The General

30 min

George is planning to follow the current trend in TV and do the show as a western, but, as often happens, the distinction between the show and reality is blurred, and somehow we wind up with a plot which focuses on guest star Douglas Dumbrille's portrayal of a stern army general who wants his son to go to West Point rather than to get married. Gracie provides her ""help"" and the conflict is resolved (in spite of it).

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Too Much Pot Roast

2. Too Much Pot Roast

30 min

Ronnie has trouble concentrating on his college studies due to his obsession with his female classmates. Gracie provides a solution.

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The Texan Italian

3. The Texan Italian

30 min

Gracie attempts to make over Bonnie Sue McAfee into an Italian actress in an effort to advance her movie career.

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An English Tea

4. An English Tea

30 min

Gracie tries to impress the mother of Ronnie's English girlfriend by renting copies of old masters paintings to decorate the house and arranging for Harry Morton to impersonate George.

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September And May

5. September And May

30 min

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The Star Maker

6. The Star Maker

30 min

Gracie gets a really convoluted idea to help Brian McAfee pass a difficult exam: she tries to get Brian's bright classmate, Alfred Kramer, to change his name to Brian McAfee before the exam is given. This way ""Brian McAfee"" will excell. Gracie comes up with a very unusual plan to get Alfred to change his name.

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The African Hunter

7. The African Hunter

30 min

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One Little Fight

8. One Little Fight

30 min

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With Or Without Glasses

9. With Or Without Glasses

30 min

Three weeks ago, Gracie persuaded Alfred Kramer to stop wearing his glasses. Now, she must do the reverse, so that Alfred can bring his grades up to par.

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A Box Of Cigars

10. A Box Of Cigars

30 min

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, is a candidate for homecoming queen, and he and Ronnie are campaigning for her. Gracie suggests that they hand out cigars to potential supporters, and gets Von Zell involved in a scheme to appropriate George's new box of cigars for this purpose.

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Misery Loves Company

11. Misery Loves Company

30 min

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, has deserted him and he is down in the dumps. Gracie feels compelled to help make him feel better by demonstrating to him that everyone else feels as miserable as he does.

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A Hole In The Carpet

12. A Hole In The Carpet

30 min

Gracie trips and falls in the Wilshire Dept. Store and gets into some convoluted negotiations with the store's insurance adjustor.

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How To Wrap A Mink

13. How To Wrap A Mink

30 min

Ronnie is working at the Wilshire Dept. Store as a wrapper, Harry Morton and George are planning cheap gifts for their wives for Christmas, and Harry Von Zell has an old racoon coat. These circumstances, plus Gracie and Blanche's desire for mink, sustain this lively episode.

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Invitation To The Party

14. Invitation To The Party

30 min

A mis-delivered party invitation creates a sensitive situation as Gracie attempts to mitigate the problem and enhance Blanche's popularity.

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The Stolen Car

15. The Stolen Car

30 min

Ronnie is attempting to become a reporter on the college paper, but needs to come up with a sensational story. Brian McAfee has just been given a new Lincoln, and Gracie has some ideas about using the car to help Ronnie get a scoop.

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Ronnie Finds a Friend An Apartment

16. Ronnie Finds a Friend An Apartment

30 min

George and Gracie come to an erroneous conclusion when Ronnie helps a school buddy find an apartment

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McAfee And The Manicurist

17. McAfee And The Manicurist

30 min

Mr. McAfee has become infatuated with a manicurist. Bonnie Sue, believing the woman is only after her father for his money, consults Gracie for advice. Harry Von Zell once again gets involved, and this time he really gets into trouble due to George's meddling with the plan.

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Too Many Fathers

18. Too Many Fathers

30 min

Jerry Gilbert has given his girlfriend, Sandy, the impression that the Burns' house belongs to his parents, and Gracie decides to further the charade by posing as his mother. But who will play his father? Could it be George, or Von Zell, or Harry Morton perhaps?

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The Accident

19. The Accident

30 min

Harry Morton's safety record is in jeopardy as he collides with another car while driving with Gracie as a passenger. Complications arise when the driver of the other car is a young lady who attracts the interest of Ronnie.

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The Japanese Texan

20. The Japanese Texan

30 min

Gracie and George plan to celebrate their ""tenth"" (but no one knows exactly what tenth it is), and Bonnie Sue demonstrates her acting prowess as she attempts to land a part as a Japanese girl in one of producer Walter Sinclair's movies.

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Hypnotizing Gracie

21. Hypnotizing Gracie

30 min

Despite inner misgivings, George Burns allows Gracie to meet a hypnotist and his worst fears are realized when Gracie emerges from the meeting with a completely different personality.

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Gracie Is Brilliant

22. Gracie Is Brilliant

30 min

Gracie's still a brain trust tonight, and she's about to make a killing on a quiz show. Talking with neighbor Harry Morton is more interesting now than jabbering with Blanche and husband George. It's all good fun, but the best scene comes at the beginning when George cooks breakfast for Gracie.

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Ronnie's Fan Club

23. Ronnie's Fan Club

30 min

The story revolves around ten year old Edie Westrope, who is the president and only member of her own Ronnie Burns fan club. And, by the way, she happens to have a gorgeous older sister.

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Frozen Passion

24. Frozen Passion

30 min

George discusses the production of a movie with producer Jack Bradley. Gracie attempts to cast family and friends in the movie. Things get more complicated as Harry Morton's father pays a visit.

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High Blood Pressure

25. High Blood Pressure

30 min

A very frustrating episode for George: first, he has a lot of trouble getting out of the house to play golf, and then Gracie decides to use him in a scheme to help Mr. Jansen the plumber pass a physical exam.

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Softening The Professor

26. Softening The Professor

30 min

A spring show tonight as Harry von Zell falls in love, neighbor Blanche Norton buys an expensive outfit, and son Ronnie Burns cuts his college classes. Gracie helps each one and fouls them all up nicely.

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The Publicity Marriage

27. The Publicity Marriage

30 min

Ronnie has a young girl pestering him, and when Gracie tries to stop her by saying Ronnie is married, the news hits the papers. Lots of scenes with the youngsters tonight, and not quite enough of Gracie and Blanche.

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Blanche Gets a Jury Notice

28. Blanche Gets a Jury Notice

30 min

Harry Morton is happy to learn that wife Blanche has been summoned for a month's jury duty. When he calls the judge to be sure they accept Blanche, Harry is only thinkin g about enjoying a month of peace and quiet. But the judge suspects it is a ruse to avoid serving on a jury. In the confusion, Gracie manages to get her name on the list for jury duty too.

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Gracie And The Jury

29. Gracie And The Jury

30 min

Gracie creates mayhem as a juror on a counterfeiting case. She confounds the judge and her fellow jurors with her usual antics, and her mishandling of the evidence ultimately gets Harry Von Zell into big trouble.

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Ronnie Makes A Record

30. Ronnie Makes A Record

30 min

George convinces a recording executive that son Ronnie should make a record. But Gracie thinks George is the one who wants the record contract.

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Ronnie's Royalty Check

31. Ronnie's Royalty Check

30 min

Gracie worries that Ronnie will spend his money foolishly when he receives the first royalty check for his new recording. Then a pretty blond singer pays visit a visit to Ronnie, and Gracie is sure the girl is after his money!

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A Visit From Charles Vidor

32. A Visit From Charles Vidor

30 min

Movie director Charles Vidor pays a visit to George. He is looking for a master of ceremonies for the annual dinner of the Screen Directors' Guild.

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Ronnie Goes Into The Army

33. Ronnie Goes Into The Army

30 min

It looks as if Ronnie is going to be drafted, so Gracie decides to prepare her son for the discipline of Army life. She adapts the Burns household to a military routine, in the hope that Ronnie will become acclimated more easily.

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Locked Out

34. Locked Out

30 min

In an attempt to help her family, Gracie upsets George's dealin gs with a television executive, and almost breaks up Ronnie's romance with a hat-check girl. George feels it's the last straw when Gracie also loses the house key, at exactly the wrong moment!

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The Week In New York

35. The Week In New York

30 min

Gracie makes plans to go to New York with her friend Blanche, but she doesn't tell George about the proposed trip until she's ready to leave. Ronnie decides to take advantage of his mother's absence to plan a birthday party for his girlfriend.

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The June Wedding

36. The June Wedding

30 min

When Ronnie mixes up the hotel reservations for his newly married friends Frank and Linda, George and Gracie feel it's their duty to invite the newlyweds to spend part of their honeymoon in the Burns home. During their stay with the Burnes, the young couple casts a romantic spell over Gracie, Blanche and Bonnie Sue, Ronnie's girl.

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Summer School

37. Summer School

30 min

Ronnie is making plans to have a Ronnie Burns Entertainment Troupe at Big Bear Lake during his summer vacation. But when George finds out what Ronnie's grades were, he decides that Ronnie should attend summer school instead.

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The Grammar School Dance

38. The Grammar School Dance

30 min

Ronnie's romance with a current flame runs into a snag when he is coerced into escorting a young girl to a grammar school prom.

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The Exchange Student

39. The Exchange Student

30 min

A visit from a foreign-exchange student throws the Burns household into turmoil. Ronnie fears his girl friend Bonnie Sue will desert him in favor of the handsome Frenchman.

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