Season 9

Episodes • 2018

H. Jon Benjamin
John Roberts
Kristen Schaal
Eugene Mirman
Dan Mintz
Larry Murphy
Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now

1. Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now

23 min

Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina decides to disguise herself as a boy and sneak into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him. Back at the restaurant, Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.

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The Taking of Funtime One Two Three

2. The Taking of Funtime One Two Three

23 min

Desperate for the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade, Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan, with the help of Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy manages to convince Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.

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Tweentrepreneurs

3. Tweentrepreneurs

23 min

Tina, Louise, and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club. Back at the restaurant, Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.

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Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street

4. Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street

23 min

The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise, and Gene to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Teddy decorates the restaurant to compete with another handyman on the street but gets a little carried away.

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Live and Let Fly

5. Live and Let Fly

23 min

The kids learn the dangers of revenge when their plan to get back at the school guidance counselor gets them entangled in a deep rooted sibling rivalry between two pilots. Meanwhile, Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.

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Bobby Driver

6. Bobby Driver

23 min

Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town, after she convinces him to join in a plot for revenge. Meanwhile, the kids attend a lavish "Gatsby"-themed birthday party, and Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.

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I Bob Your Pardon

7. I Bob Your Pardon

23 min

The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but when a local reporter catches wind of their schemes, the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.

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Roller? I Hardly Know Her!

8. Roller? I Hardly Know Her!

23 min

Gene is livid when his best friend, Alex, ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner. Meanwhile, Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone stalking the restaurant.

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UFO No You Didn't

9. UFO No You Didn't

23 min

Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message. Meanwhile, Bob attempts to sell mini coat racks he bought.

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Better Off Sled

10. Better Off Sled

23 min

The battle is on when some angsty teenagers take over Louise, Gene and Tina's usual sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war. Meanwhile, Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.

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Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's

11. Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's

23 min

Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils and Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued. Meanwhile, Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.

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The Helen Hunt

12. The Helen Hunt

23 min

The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.

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Bed, Bob & Beyond

13. Bed, Bob & Beyond

23 min

A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused. After a failed attempt to see a movie, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to tell their own story as a distraction from the awkward tension.

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Every Which Way But Goose

14. Every Which Way But Goose

23 min

Tina, discouraged by not being asked to prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park. Meanwhile, Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.

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The Fresh Princ-ipal

15. The Fresh Princ-ipal

23 min

Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Meanwhile, Teddy attempts to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers

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Roamin' Bob-iday

16. Roamin' Bob-iday

23 min

The family forces workaholic Bob to take a much-needed day off, only for him to wind up working at a local sandwich shop. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids throw a last minute baby shower at the restaurant for a female biker group.

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What About Blob?

17. What About Blob?

22 min

Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.

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If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?

18. If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?

23 min

The kids visit a marionette theater for a school field trip and Louise gets on the theater owner's bad side.

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Long Time Listener, First Time Bob

19. Long Time Listener, First Time Bob

23 min

Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who refuses to compromise. However, the Belchers get in over their heads when they try to help him stage a comeback.

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The Gene Mile

20. The Gene Mile

23 min

When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center.

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P.T.A. It Ain't So

21. P.T.A. It Ain't So

23 min

Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A., inspired by its seemingly perfect president, Joanne. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.

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Yes Without My Zeke

22. Yes Without My Zeke

23 min

When Zeke gets in trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. pitch in to help prevent him from being sent to a disciplinary school. However, Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. and his butt all to herself. Meanwhile, Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot his independent short feature film.

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