Season 3
Episodes • 1992

1. Nature Calls
23 minEarl is in charge of potty training the baby, who escapes to do his business any way he wants.
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2. Baby Talk
23 minEarl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.
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3. Network Genius
23 minEarl is hired as a network executive when his answers on a test for new television shows prove to be surprisingly accurate.
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4. The Discovery
23 minEarl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.
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5. Little Boy Boo
23 minRobbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.
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6. Germ Warfare
23 minThe Baby becomes sick from a dirty pacifier and a visit to the modern doctor has the family suspecting he is selling them high priced snake oil.
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7. Hungry for Love
23 minRobbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.
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8. License to Parent
23 minWhen Earl is caught by the Parent Police losing his temper at the baby, he loses his parenting license.
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9. Charlene's Flat World
23 minCharlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.
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10. Wilderness Weekend
23 minThe males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.
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11. The Son Also Rises
23 minAfter failing to mow the lawn, Robbie challenges Earl for male domination of the family... and wins.
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12. Getting to Know You
23 minCharlene signs up for a foreign student exchange program to get away from her family who doesn't understand her; and the Sinclairs get a bitter taste of a different culture when a French bird moves in with them in Charlene's place.
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13. Green Card
23 minThe four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.
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14. Out of the Frying Pan
23 minBaby becomes a hit sensation when he and Earl star in a series of commercials for a new frying pan. Earl is fired from the commercials and he and Monica start to worry that fame is going to the Baby's and Fran's heads.
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15. Steroids to Heaven
23 minRobbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.
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16. Honey, I Miss the Kids
23 minFeeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.
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17. Swamp Music
23 minRobbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.
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18. Dirty Dancin'
23 minWhen overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.
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19. If I Were a Tree
23 minEthel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.
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20. We Are Not Alone
23 minRobbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.
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21. Charlene and Her Amazing Humans
23 minCharlene feels her family is neglecting her, so she gets their attention by winning the school talent show but her rising fame is riding on the backs of three young cavelings she found in the forest whose mother is looking for them.
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22. The Clip Show II
23 minAnother one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.
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