Season 3

Episodes • 1988

Ed O'Neill
Katey Sagal
David Garrison
Amanda Bearse
Christina Applegate
David Faustino
He Thought He Could

1. He Thought He Could

22 min

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

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I'm Going to Sweatland

2. I'm Going to Sweatland

22 min

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

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Poke High

3. Poke High

22 min

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

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The Camping Show

4. The Camping Show

22 min

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

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A Dump of My Own

5. A Dump of My Own

22 min

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

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Her Cups Runneth Over

6. Her Cups Runneth Over

22 min

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

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The Bald and the Beautiful

7. The Bald and the Beautiful

22 min

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

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The Gypsy Cried

8. The Gypsy Cried

22 min

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

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Requiem for a Dead Barber

9. Requiem for a Dead Barber

22 min

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

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Eatin' Out

10. Eatin' Out

22 min

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

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My Mom, the Mom

11. My Mom, the Mom

22 min

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

12. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

22 min

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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A Three Job, No Income Family

13. A Three Job, No Income Family

22 min

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

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The Harder They Fall

14. The Harder They Fall

22 min

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

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The House That Peg Lost

15. The House That Peg Lost

22 min

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

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Married... with Prom Queen (1)

16. Married... with Prom Queen (1)

22 min

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

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Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

17. Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

22 min

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

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The Dateless Amigo

18. The Dateless Amigo

22 min

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

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The Computer Show

19. The Computer Show

22 min

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

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Life's a Beach

20. Life's a Beach

22 min

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

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Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

21. Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

22 min

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

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