Season 31

Episodes • 2019

Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
The Winter of Our Monetized Content

1. The Winter of Our Monetized Content

22 min

When a video of Bart and Homer fighting goes viral, they begin a journey as social media celebrities; Lisa battles the school's new industrialized detention system.

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Go Big or Go Homer

2. Go Big or Go Homer

23 min

Homer must supervise interns, among whom is a go-getter who asks Homer to be his mentor.

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The Fat Blue Line

3. The Fat Blue Line

23 min

During the San Castellanta street festival, much of the town finds their wallets have been pickpocketed; after the state investigator puts the wrong man in jail, Chief Wiggum sets out to catch the real criminal and show he's still up for police work.

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Treehouse of Horror XXX

4. Treehouse of Horror XXX

23 min

The 666th episode of the Simpsons parodies the Omen and Stranger Things, not to mention a little Crazy Rich Aliens.

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Gorillas on the Mast

5. Gorillas on the Mast

23 min

After a trip to Aquatraz Water Park, Lisa becomes determined to set free Springfield's most vicious animals in captivity. Meanwhile, Homer fulfills a lifelong dream of buying a boat, and quickly realizes boat ownership sucks.

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Marge the Lumberjill

6. Marge the Lumberjill

23 min

When Marge realizes that everyone views her as boring, she takes up competitive lumber-jacking as a hobby (and has a real gift for it). The circuit of competitive timbersports takes her on a month-long retreat to Portland with her trainer, Paula, whom Homer worries is going to steal her away forever

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Livin La Pura Vida

7. Livin La Pura Vida

23 min

The Simpsons join other Springfield families on the Van Houten's annual trip to Costa Rica, which they obviously can't afford. While there, Homer befriends Patty's new girlfriend, Evelyn, and Lisa tracks down the real reason the Van Houtens can go on this trip every year

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Thanksgiving of Horror

8. Thanksgiving of Horror

27 min

The Simpsons face various Thanksgiving nightmares, including the first Thanksgiving, an A.I. mishap and a dangerous space mission complicated by a sentient cranberry sauce.

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Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

9. Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

22 min

Todd blames God for the death of his mother and rejects his faith, so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons, hoping they can scare him into believing in God again.

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Bobby: It's Cold Outside

10. Bobby: It's Cold Outside

23 min

Sideshow Bob gets contracted as this year’s mall Santa. Meanwhile, someone is stealing all the Christmas packages off people’s front porches.

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Hail to the Teeth

11. Hail to the Teeth

23 min

Homer and Marge attend Artie Ziff’s wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge. Meanwhile, Lisa grapples with the misogynistic implications of the immediate popularity she receives after getting her new Invisalign braces.

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The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson

12. The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson

23 min

Marge recruits Chrissy Teigen and John Legend for an education-based proposal.

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Frinkcoin

13. Frinkcoin

23 min

Lisa decides to do an essay on Professor Frink just as the scientist invents a new cryptocurrency. When this makes him the richest man in Springfield, Mr. Burns sees red and he starts plotting against Frink in order to restore his former status, while Frink learns who his real friends are.

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Bart the Bad Guy

14. Bart the Bad Guy

23 min

Bart accidentally sees a new superhero movie one month before its intended release, and uses his knowledge to terrorize the other fans. Two executive producers of the film attempt to prevent Bart from leaking any more news to the public.

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Screenless

15. Screenless

23 min

When Marge implements a screen time limit for the family, she realizes that she is the one addicted.

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Better Off Ned

16. Better Off Ned

23 min

Bart bonds with Ned Flanders, which leaves Homer jealous, so he retaliates by mentoring Nelson Muntz; a heroic act by Homer makes Bart look up to him again.

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Highway to Well

17. Highway to Well

23 min

When Maggie goes to preschool, Marge decides to get a job to pass the time and ends up working at an upscale weed dispensary; Homer decides to open his own dispensary that mimics a sketchy drug deal, putting their two businesses at odds.

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The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby

18. The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby

23 min

Mr. Burns tasks Homer with swindling Cletus Spuckler out of his newfound helium fortune. Meanwhile, Maggie is reunited with Hudson from Playdate with Destiny again, only for Marge to tear them apart after his mother annoys her.

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Warrin' Priests (1)

19. Warrin' Priests (1)

23 min

Helen Lovejoy's request for a youth pastor is answered by Bode Wright, a charismatic young preacher from Michigan. When Bode quickly has the Springfield congregation enamored by his easy-going and liberal approach to religion, an outcast and suspicious Reverend Lovejoy decides to look into the newcomer's past.

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Warrin' Priests (2)

20. Warrin' Priests (2)

23 min

While Bode has won over most of Springfield, he finds one churchgoer he can't sway in Ned Flanders. Meanwhile in Michigan, Reverend Lovejoy finds the ammunition he needs to get rid of his replacement.

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The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds

21. The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds

23 min

After severing her sibling ties with Bart, Lisa attends a sleepover at her new friend Addy's house, only to discover that Addy's clique are a group of cruel snobby rich girls that taunt her. Meanwhile, Homer takes Marge on a sunset cruise for the evening and finds himself at odds with the boat's cover band.

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The Way of the Dog

22. The Way of the Dog

23 min

Santa's Little Helper nips at Marge, causing the family to reflect on the difficult life that the dog led prior to being adopted by the family. They end up reuniting him with his mother to avoid having to euthanize him.

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