Season 4

Episodes • 1979

Linda Lavin
Vic Tayback
Beth Howland
Polly Holliday
Philip McKeon
Diane Ladd
Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?

1. Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?

30 min

Telly Savalas gives star-struck Vera a thrill when he stops by the diner while she's working there alone. When no one believes her story, she quits in a huff.

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Mona Lisa Alice

2. Mona Lisa Alice

30 min

Alice's sour reaction to Tommy's matchmaking efforts threatens Mel's new promotional gimmick which is free meals to customers if his waitresses don't smile.

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Mel Loves Marie

3. Mel Loves Marie

30 min

Mel gives a big engagement ring to his girlfriend Marie, but the sparkle quickly fades when he insists that she sign a premarital agreement.

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Vera Robs the Cradle

4. Vera Robs the Cradle

30 min

Just one dance lesson and Tommy falls head over heels for his instructor, Vera.

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Flo's Chili Reception

5. Flo's Chili Reception

30 min

Mel is convinced that his chief competitor is romancing Flo just to get the recipe for Mel's Texas-style chili, rated by a food critic as being ""the best in the West.""

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Little Alice Bluenose

6. Little Alice Bluenose

30 min

Vera's boyfriend objects to her sketching nude males in art class.

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Carrie Sharples Strikes Again

7. Carrie Sharples Strikes Again

30 min

The return of Mel's domineering mother does nothing for his ego because after his back goes out, the customers flock in, for his mother's cooking.

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Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah

8. Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah

30 min

Things get hotter than Mel's chili when Dinah Shore invites Mel to prepare his recipe on her show and bring along one, but only one waitress.

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Cabin Fever

9. Cabin Fever

30 min

Mel, his girlfriend and the waitresses spend the weekend packed like sardines in a fishing cabin.

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My Cousin, Art Carney

10. My Cousin, Art Carney

30 min

Vera asks Art Carney, a sixth cousin on her father's side, to endorse Mel's chili, so it can be marketed frozen as Chili con Carney.

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Mel, the Magi

11. Mel, the Magi

30 min

A yule tale (with a touch of O. Henry's ""The Gift of the Magi"") finds the girls pooling their meager resources to celebrate Christmas at the diner.

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Good Buddy Flo

12. Good Buddy Flo

30 min

Flo takes the wheel herself when she learns that her trucker beau has a female partner.

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Alice in TV Land

13. Alice in TV Land

30 min

Tommy stirs up trouble by candidly discussing his elders on a TV talk show.

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Alice Beats the Clock

14. Alice Beats the Clock

30 min

Mel installs a time clock which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday cleanup they used to do for nothing.

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Carrie's Wedding

15. Carrie's Wedding

30 min

Mel is delighted that his mother is planning to remarry until he meets his prospective stepfather.

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My Funny Valentine Tux

16. My Funny Valentine Tux

30 min

Tommy has his heart set on taking his girl to a formal Valentine's dance and he needs a tuxedo.

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Auld Acquaintances Should Be Forgot

17. Auld Acquaintances Should Be Forgot

30 min

Mel plays host to a buddy whose wife has just left him.

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Flo's Farewell

18. Flo's Farewell

30 min

A wealthy Houston restaurateur offers Flo a job she finds hard to refuse.

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For Whom the Belle Toils

19. For Whom the Belle Toils

30 min

Mel hires Belle, a Mississippi belle who rings Mel's chimes as ""one of the best waitresses I've ever had."" However, Belle is now aiming for lusher pastures as a country-music writer.

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One Too Many Girls

20. One Too Many Girls

30 min

The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but she's scoring zero with Alice and Vera.

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Vera, the Vamp

21. Vera, the Vamp

30 min

Heartbroken over her boy friend's sudden lack of attention, Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess.

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Profit Without Honor

22. Profit Without Honor

30 min

Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just before learning he'll get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property.

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Cook's Tour

23. Cook's Tour

30 min

Mel is receptive to an infatuated tour guide, as long as she keeps steering tourists into his diner.

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Here Comes Alice Cottontail

24. Here Comes Alice Cottontail

30 min

Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager between Alice and Mel, she bets that he will kick Tommy out and Mel bets that Alice will snoop on her son.

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