Season 5
Episodes • 1980

1. Mel and the Green Machine
30 minAn automated bank teller accidentally spews out $24,675 to an astonished but delighted Mel.
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2. Dog Day Evening
30 minAfter his safe is stolen, Mel rents the services of two very efficient guard dogs.
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3. Vegas (1)
30 minRobert Goulet makes an appearance when Vera wins a free trip to Las Vegas and Alice, Mel and Belle tag along to try their luck.
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4. Vegas (2)
30 minMel may get his diner back if Belle can get Robert Goulet to perform for a Las Vegas casino owner but when it seems she can't get him, Alice steps in and impersonates him.
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5. Vera's Aunt Agatha
30 minVera's Aunt Agatha, a freewheeling sexagenarian, makes a pit stop in Phoenix while motorcycling to Mexico. This prompts Vera to make a life altering decision, whether or not to ride off into the sunset with her aunt.
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6. Tommy's T.K.O.
30 minAgainst Alce's expressed wishes, Mel secretly teaches Tommy how to take care of a school bully.
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7. The New Improved Mel
30 minThe sparsely attended funeral of a buddy persuade Mel to become Mr. Nice Guy and ensure a decent turnout at his own burial.
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8. Carrie Sings the Blues
30 minMel's mother is singing the blues because her husband of six months has just left her.
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9. Henry's Bitter Half
30 minHenry's convinced that his wife of 20 years is suddenly being nice because she's having an affair, so he tells her he's having one too, with Alice.
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10. Alice Locks Belle Out
30 minAs the new manager of her apartment building, Alice has the unenviable task of locking out a delinquent fellow tenant, Belle.
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11. Vera Goes Out On a Limb
30 minVera goes out on a limb to save a century old tree in front of the diner from being cut down for a road-widening project.
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12. The Jerry Reed Fish Story
30 minThe waitresses cut up a huge fish they find in the refrigerator, unaware that singer Jerry Reed had left it there until he could have it stuffed.
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13. Bye Bye, Birdie
30 minMel gets into a nose-to-beak yelling match with Vera's new pet parrot.
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14. Alice's Son, the Drop-out
30 minTommy is cutting classes to pursue a singing career and his first job is singing at a juice saloon.
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15. Carrie Chickens Out
30 minDuring a visit, Carrie plans to help out at the diner and cook but a fed up Mel kicks her out and she goes to work for a competitor.
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16. Macho, Macho Mel
30 minWhen, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.
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17. The Great Escape
30 minA trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.
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18. Alice Strikes Up the Band
30 minAlice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.
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19. Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix?
30 minMel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.
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20. Baby Makes Five
30 minVera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.
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